What a wacko bird.
Linda Graham: My only request is that you let the Iranians know when you plan to visit your hometown state, so they can schedule the bombing accordingly. However, South Carolinians have little to worry about. You never visit Charleston anymore, so my guess is that the city is safe. Nonetheless, Iranians might be familiar with your frequent visits to San Francisco, so perhaps that city faces a more grave danger of a nuke attack.