[Genoa]

Just lost France.

[Perdogg]

From Zero hedge:

•Kerry to Syria: Turn over your chemical weapons!
•Syria to Kerry: Ok
•Kerry to Syria: I was being rhetorical. We will just bomb you anyway, as soon as we are done gassing you.

[Red Badger]

Assad "must commit without delay to put his entire chemical arsenal under international control and have it destroyed...

Assad: Oh, darn! I knew there'd be a catch...........

[nickcarraway]

This is so funny. John Kerry just got himself in a twelve piece bucket of trouble. Obama is probably saying, “If I wanted someone to shoot off his mouth and say something stupid, I would have made Biden Secretary of State.”