[Jimmy Valentine]

Washington, D.C.

1. Highest percentage of HIV/AIDS in the nation.

2. Highest infant mortality rate in the nation.

3. Last or next to last in education for the last 40 years.

D.C. is a tide pool for every failed, corrupt progressive experiment ever tried.

[WayneS]

...but at least now there will be fewer unwanted tattoos in the city...