Global cooling, caused by human activity. Now how can I start a whole business to rake in millions of dollars based upon this BS? Hmm... maybe I’ll consult with Algore.
I hope that President Obama reads the report, not to mention Jim Hansen and Al Gore. It is hard to believe that the Intergovernmental Panel would actually produce an honest, unbiased report!
Global warming is caused by the Sun, not you.
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Aw, Man! I'm gonna get SO flippin' WEALTHY on this newest Global Cooling scam that I won't be hanging out with any of you 'Free Republic LOSERS' ever again! *SMIRK*
Trick question? Are they just saying “Evidence Leans Toward Human-Caused Climate Change” instead?
Global warming is so 2010...
Well, the whole crops-withering-and-animals-going-extinct thing was always a little amusing. In plain English, the question "What would happen if the average temperature were 3.6 degrees Fahrenheit hotter 100 years from now?" is answered with a shrug of a farmer's shoulders. Nothing.
It wasn't a bad scam, though, as long as it lasted, and that was long enough to put Algore in a very nice, high-carbon-footprint mansion. IIRC, phrenology lasted about 30 years before it got hooted off the scientific stage. Not a bad run at all.
That doesn't mean we won't hear shrieks of impending doom every time the summer is a hot one in Cambridge, Ithaca, Madison, Austin, or Berkeley. Or, for that matter, Washington D.C., wherein everything including human life is weighed in the calculus of political power. We haven't heard the last of the snake-oil salesmen, and they're still after our collective wallet.
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