[Daffynition]

The money quote from the article:

"There must be one product or practice that we're missing because these incidents continue to happen despite our proven strategies post-Columbine and our best practices," Trump said. "People feel that they must be missing something."

Oh duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Daffynition]

The standard kit includes:

TraumAid™ Portable Chemical Oxygen Generator - 15yr shelf life
Tactical Smoke Bomb
Ultra Ruger Pepper Spray - Strobe, Pass Alert (Audible Locator)
Stun Deterrent Device
13’ Window Ladder
Fat Max Door Stop (& Breaks Glass)
First Aid Kit
Small White Board & Markers (Silent Communication)
PinPoint Locator

The kit features a HABCO TraumAid™ Portable Chemical Oxygen Generator with accessories in a durable case. TraumAid™ provides 99.5% pure medical grade (USP) oxygen for up to 26 minutes. The kit can be customized to suit survival and scalable needs.

Pricing for the TraumAid School Survival & Rescue Kit will range $500 to $1,500, depending on options.

[exDemMom]

The other day, a liberal at work said, with an incredulous look on his face, “Can you believe that some school districts in Georgia are actually putting assault rifles in the schools?”

“Well,” I answered, “maybe the next time some guy—like that guy up in Connecticut—is looking for a school to shoot up, he’ll avoid those schools.”

My friend desperately wanted to rebut that—gesturing and making a face like he wanted to say something—but couldn’t think of a word to say. And, normally, almost nothing renders this guy speechless.