All the Ways John Kerry Can Address Plastic Surgery Rumors

New York Magazine ^ | 9/20 | KAT STOEFFEL

[tumblindice]

“tongue-darting”

That’s Reptoid.

[Joe 6-pack]

"Old war wound acting up, tha's all!"

Probably exposure to agent orange...

[Dysart]

What about Tamara Holder? When i she gonna come clean? Wow, there’s a loaded question...

[a fool in paradise]

[Dysart]

i=is

[clintonh8r]

IBT “Why the long face?”

[St_Thomas_Aquinas]

-— could have conveyed the above blabbering, too-cute-by-half story in one sentence.... -—

I have to admit that I liked it. He danced dangerously close to the line, but never crossed it.

[Jim Robinson]

Plastic surgery once changed a cute little black boy into an ugly white woman. But looks like plastic surgery turned John F’n Kerry from a horse’s face to a horse’s ass.

[arasina]

For months he’s been looking like a mortician does work on him every morning...and then there’s that tongue-darting thing he’s got goin’ on.

The tongue-darting thing could be tardive dyskinesia which is usually caused by taking anti-psychotic drugs. Funny, those same drugs can cause weight gain and could explain the difference in the appearance of his face. I could further surmise that he is being given anti-psychotic drugs in order to work as Secretary of State under de debbil.

[GeronL]

I thought John F’n Kerry couldn’t possibly get more repulsive but I was wrong.

[SERKIT]

I thought he morphed into a Clay-Mation character. Kinda like "Mr. Bill".

[McGruff]

[dancusa]

He could order himself at a restaurant, in French.

Looks like Kerry has been ordering too much Jambone lately.

[eartrumpet]

Right after he ran for, and lost president, I was driving through Stanley, ID about 60 miles north of one of his wife’s houses. At a little turnout by the river I saw a black Suburban pulling a small black cargo trailer. Big deal. When I got closer I saw two burly men pushing a black no doubt European motorcycle into the trailer, and there were two more men, one burly and one thin. The burly one was holding a black helmet while the thin one in black leathers was brushing his mane of gray hair. John Kerry in the plastic flesh. I honked and laughed. He goes for a ride with security following so he doesn’t have to ride home if him bottom get sore.

[SparkyBass]

John Kerry is not amused. He just can't show it yet.

[Cyber Liberty]

(Sigh) I miss Ted Cassidy.

[Yardstick]

I knew that was coming next :)

And now it’s time to say, “Son, you got a panty on your head.”

[MinuteGal]

Good work, AFIP!

A perfect match, LOL

Leni

[CatherineofAragon]

That cobra is highly offended at your comparison!

[machogirl]

Party photo from 4 years ago. His brows have gone from a 45 degree angle to more level.