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Chicago Public Schools Can’t Afford Toilet Paper
http://nation.foxnews.com ^ | september 21, 2013

Posted on 09/21/2013 3:30:19 PM PDT by lowbridge

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To: bboop

Chery “One Square” Crow.


21 posted on 09/21/2013 3:43:18 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: BookmanTheJanitor
the beast that ate chicago... they should ask Venezuelan for a square or two, wait, never mind
22 posted on 09/21/2013 3:43:37 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: BookmanTheJanitor

She could feed a small African cannibal village, for a month.


23 posted on 09/21/2013 3:44:14 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: a fool in paradise

The Russians had to use Pravda and Isviestia. Chicago teachers can use the Chicago Tribune.


24 posted on 09/21/2013 3:45:13 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: BenLurkin
Terry Jones might be willing to donate a couple cases of paper to that cause.


25 posted on 09/21/2013 3:46:08 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: lowbridge
Oh, I failed to mention a near perfect solution to the TP "problem". Parents could get together and gift a few cases to your local government school. I almost said "neighborhood school" but they went the way of the Dodo bird. There may be room on the bus that hauls YOUR kid 26 miles to ANOTHER neighborhood.
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26 posted on 09/21/2013 3:46:53 PM PDT by Dick Bachert (Ignorance is not bliss. It is the road to serfdom.)
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To: lowbridge

mixed up libtard priorities. that’s all that needs to be said. they tax so much money from people there and piss it away on garbage.


27 posted on 09/21/2013 3:47:02 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: lowbridge; TBP
"no toilet paper"
Well, an implicit admission that socialism is full of [expletive deleted]..from TBP

and in 0'Blahblah's AmeriKa, the Rahm Chicago's Public schools maybe the
pinnacle of their Socialist Experiment...Same thing has happen In Venezuela.

28 posted on 09/21/2013 3:47:38 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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To: lowbridge

the public school here used to dun us for kleenex for the classroom


29 posted on 09/21/2013 3:48:18 PM PDT by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: LostInBayport

The best was when an older adult caller to Rush Limbaugh explained his theory on how one wipes with 1 square of TP.

1. Fold it in half twice (into 4ths).
2. Tear out the center piece and set it aside for later.
3. Unfold the TP square.
4. Fit the square over your index finger.
5..... something something something....
6. Remove the square and deposit it in the commode.
7. Use the small piece from step 2 to clean the smut out from under your fingernail!


30 posted on 09/21/2013 3:49:51 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: lowbridge
Venezuela orders temporary takeover of toilet paper factory

I wonder if this is a coincidence.

31 posted on 09/21/2013 3:50:17 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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To: lowbridge
Oh, I failed to mention a near perfect solution to the TP "problem". Parents could get together and gift a few cases to your local government school. I almost said "neighborhood school" but they went the way of the Dodo bird. There may be room on the bus that hauls YOUR kid 26 miles to ANOTHER neighborhood.
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32 posted on 09/21/2013 3:50:24 PM PDT by Dick Bachert (Ignorance is not bliss. It is the road to serfdom.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Paper PING!


33 posted on 09/21/2013 3:51:58 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: lowbridge; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; GeronL; Daffynition; JoeProBono
The feds will print more money to alleviate this problem.


34 posted on 09/21/2013 3:54:39 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: GeronL

Salary figures provided by the Chicago Public Schools show teachers here have the highest average salary of any city in the nation. It works out to about $76,000 per year before “benefits”.


35 posted on 09/21/2013 3:56:26 PM PDT by oldbrowser (We have a rogue government in Washington)
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To: BookmanTheJanitor

they could use this ones cast off paper hats...../s


36 posted on 09/21/2013 3:56:49 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( Un-Documented Journalist / Block Captain..Tyranny Response Team)
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To: lowbridge

It’s the socialist way! “Venezuela orders temporary takeover of toilet paper factory”

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3069391/posts


37 posted on 09/21/2013 3:59:23 PM PDT by Rusty0604
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To: lowbridge
Come on down state in a couple of weeks and you can glean all the cobs you want, Chicago!
38 posted on 09/21/2013 3:59:27 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama phones= Bread and circuits.)
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To: lowbridge

Hope the school cafeteria cancelled chili dog day.


39 posted on 09/21/2013 4:02:29 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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To: lowbridge

I bet the union janitors in those schools are making close to $100,000.


40 posted on 09/21/2013 4:02:59 PM PDT by The Great RJ
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