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To: marktwain

And now those two worthless punk are wanted,under Texas law,for armed robbery *and* first degree murder.What is it Ron White once said?....”if you come to Texas and kill someone we will kill you back; that’s our policy”.


4 posted on 09/22/2013 6:15:35 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Osama Obama Care: A Religion That Will Have You On Your Knees!)
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To: Gay State Conservative
What is it Ron White once said?....”if you come to Texas and kill someone we will kill you back; that’s our policy”.

Different variations are around, but there's a story about a New York attorney who relocated to Texas as part of the DA's team.

A case came up where a guy beat the daylights out of another dude, who had made some lewd remark to the guy's wife. The New Yorker was all for prosecuting the beater until another Texan told him that there was a law called "Justified Ass Whoopin" and no judge or jury would convict. Thus began the New Yorkers education.

15 posted on 09/22/2013 9:56:25 AM PDT by Oatka (This is America. Assimilate or evaporate.)
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To: Gay State Conservative

”if you come to Texas and kill someone we will kill you back; that’s our policy”.

And also if you commit a crime in Texas, no matter your skin tone, they post your mugshot (or a picture of you when you were still alive). Unlike Florida.


16 posted on 09/22/2013 10:29:14 AM PDT by vette6387
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