The Bill of Rights has ben replaced with a new and improved version by the Government. It now just consists of 1 right, instead of those pesky 10. Here is the wording of the new version in full:
1. Shut up, slave!
2 posted on 09/23/2013 4:49:16 AM PDT by Flick Lives
(We're going to be just like the old Soviet Union, but with free cell phones!)