President Obama, a former constitutional law professor,...
Titles are cheap these days, did I tell you I am the Intergalactic Federation King Almighty and Commander of the Universe.
I knew a guy who had a name and title block made for his desk. It had his name on top and below it said EMPEROR OF THE NORTH POLE - like the Lee Marvin movie. When I asked him about it, he told me he got into an argument with someone over the phone who wanted to know his name and title. After a few times trying to gaff the guy off, he finally replied he was the Emperor of the North Pole. Than later he made the name/title block up for himself.
Like you said, titles are overrated.