Message from Obama: Stay off MY yard.
Sequestration Strictly Enforced.
Why did DC cops chase down and shoot an unarmed woman??
* because they are all racists!
** because they are all NAZIs
*** because they are all gun-toting maniacs with itchy trigger fingers
**** because they scared of unarmed black female drivers who are lost and scared
*x5 because they were saving all of DC, heroically, from the attack of a lone unarmed female
*x6 psychological problems were obvious and ObamaCare wont cover it
*x7 The jail was closed because of the shut-down and shooting was the only option at the moment (they could think of?)
*x8 Sequester meant no recharging their tasers
*x9 she was carrying a concealed baby in the car
*x10 Her purse was made by Kalashnikov
*x11 Because there was no crazy biker gang to chase her down
*x12 Ted Cruzs fault
*x13 Barrycades!
*x14 Because an air strike would take too long
*x15 Bush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BONUS *x16 Joos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!