When I worked for the feds I got a promotion to DC. Came back to my field office to visit six months later and my old boss asked me if I recall any strange lighting in my work area during the afternoon? I asked what the hell was he talking about and he said you sound like they used the brain scrambler on you. They have these machines up in DC on tracks over the drop ceilings. During the afternoon when you get sleepy they activate it and afterwards you sound like the rest of the ass..les down there.
The good news for me, once you escape, the neurons realign and you think normally again.
“...they activate it and afterwards you sound like the rest of the ass..les down there.”
Reminds me of a sign on our headquarters bulletin board (Army) that warned before it was removed:
“Medical Alert!! Doctors have discovered that the AIDS virus can be contracted through the EARS and is spread by listening to @ssholes. Use extreme caution in this headquarters & immediate surroundings!”