[Carriage Hill]

You and I could zig-zag slide it off the road, easily. The orange paint acts like a lubricant against macadam. Elderly Vets might have a problem, though.

[JRandomFreeper]

I was thinking more like picking it up and carrying it to somewhere the machine can't get to it. Like at the bottom of a pond.

/johnny

[Bob]

Elderly vets would only have a problem until us (relatively) younger vets step in to assist them.