And downright almost exactly what a security guard told me when I was in a line inching along to view the US Constitution. As I got close and leaned over to focus on the parchment, the writing, the texture, to see the document, the “guard” hollered at me “Move! Move now! Don’t read it.”
I am not kidding.
I would have yelled at that ahole guard, “Many members of my family fought in many wars to defend this document, so *UCK YOU! I’ll take my time reading it.”
Let them arrest me.