Democrats: Define your candidate before they do.
Republicans: Wait until the last minute to campaign
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Democrats: While you’re at it, define their candidate, too.
Republicans: Speak evil only of your base.
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Democrats: Let no allegation go unchallenged.
Republicans: Turn the other cheek.
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Democrats:If the other side needles you, slap them. If they slap you, punch them. If they punch you back, punch harder. If they use a knife, use a gun.
Republicans: Reach across the aisle, My Friend.
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Excellent summary — this demonstrates why Republicans have a problem winning elections and they never learn.
Whoever coined the phrase “Democrats are the EVIL party and Republicans are the STUPID party” was right one.