There’s this website called www.cfda.gov, where moochers go to get government grants. You can get a grant there for everything from remodeling your house to setting up a street corner business. They’ve got piles of money that they want to give away, but very few takers. How come the government shutdown didn’t affect this site?
I read someplace that Mooch’s site is up and running, also, and that none of her tweet advisors have been furloughed.