One thing you’re very likely to hear if things keep going the way they are now: “Ihre papieren, bitte.”
“Under my authoritah as President-For-Life, the National Emergency Act is invoked, and all you creepy-ass crackers and teabaggers will be punished for your defiance of The Obama, The Messiah, The Won.”
I always carry my identification. Depending upon the situation and the weather it’s either a .40S&W or a .380 acp.
If challenged, I will happily produce it.