Those blankets on board the airplane might come in handy.
Stewie Griffin said his airline pillow smelled like farts. I hate to think what a blanket smells like.
Seriously, I can’t stand the thought of putting my head on an airplane pillow or blanket. I can’t stand the thought of putting my butt on an airplane seat. It’s all filthy. That’s just one of the reasons I’ll never fly again.
Collect your fellow passengers pocket change and put
them in a strong sock, makes a handy sap or bludgeon.
A pencil or pen makes an acceptable spike if put in
an assailiants nose or eye, and a belt can be used
as a garrot or as restraints.
A man with an active mind is never unarmed.
Tet68.