Hundreds pack hearing on limiting religious music-Wausau,WI

My daughter replied with these suggestions:

Silent Choir, Secular Choir
Joyful, Joyful, We Ignore Thee
People, Look East the Mime is Here
Go, Tell it on Capitol Hill
Good Atheist Friends, Rejoice
Arrest for You, Harried Congressmen
Lo, How a Lie E’er Looming

“Still in the Night”
“O Come All Ye Ambivalent”
“Random Chance Rest Ye Merry Gentlepersons”
“O Little Town of the Occupied Territories”
“Hark, the Herald Ancient Aliens Sing”
“O Inclusive Night”
“We Three Democratically Elected Presidents of the Indigenous Peoples of Asia Are”
“The Height-Challenged Transgendered Percussionist Boy/Girl”
“Do You Hear What I Hear (Closed Captioning Provided)”
“The Obese, Pipe Smoking, Commercialized, Unshaven Unauthorized Distributor of Entitlements is Coming to Town”
“I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, and My Other Mommy is Really Pi$$ed Off”
“Testosterone Producing Units Roasting on a Properly Vented, Thoroughly Safe, Non-Fossil-Fuel-Consuming Emission-Free Heat Source”
”It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas, and the ACLU is Going to Sue Your A$$ Off for That”
“I’m Dreaming of an Ethnically Diverse Solstice”

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