Oh shut up Ranger Jackson. Do something productive and find Yogi Bear and Boo Boo a picnic basket.
...was the standard excuse given by Nazi "authorities", soldiers, guards, and oven attendants during the un-pleasantry of the last real war.
Present commissars would do well to think before they give that excuse...since this regime is not going to be there for much longer. A sane administration will defund these little people.