I was driving a yellow cab in NYC in the 80s and 2 queers started kissing in the back.
I gunned the engine and got it up to about 75 mph down pothole covered streets and pulling about 3 G s every time I made a turn.
Those faggots where holding on for dear life and were bouncing around in the back like bowling pins. Got them to where they were going in about 3 minutes flat.
I was chuckling pretty good after they jumped out
Did they pay you, or offer services?
FMCDH(BITS)