I am truly sorry you live in a such a humorless world.
Ah—my world is not humourless—it is just that the traditional saying is that so-and-so, (who is dead) must be turning over in his grave—the soul in the afterlife is so moved as to actually affect the body—as in “The Minute Men ARE Turning in Their Graves” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjMIrUF45tU
If the Minutemen were alive today, they would not be turning in their graves—they would either be going for the tar and feathers or they would be locking and loading.