First and foremost, hold the “judge” accountable for issuing the search warrant on such flimsy probable cause.
Judges have become nothing but a rubber stamp for police. Time and again, stories of cops getting warrants on very flimsy evidence.
Why in the world would doctors agree to do this? We know cops are unethical. Now doctors too?
The judge should
1) be personally liable for punitive damages
2) lose his job
3) be required to think of a different reason every day for a month why someone might clench his buttocks, and stand at the busiest corner in town with that reason on a placard.
Apply that to the police too.
The doctors, malpractice suit and assault charges. A colonoscopy is not a risk-free procedure - there are reactions to the anesthesia, and the risk of perforation of the intestinal wall. The police might have snowed them with “he’s probably got 300 condoms filled with heroin/cocaine in his gut. If they burst he’ll die. You’re saving his life!”