I know that at least one person that will be in for such a search soon:
“While at Ronald Reagan Airport on Wednesday, Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner (R-Wisc.) was overheard talking on the phone. During his conversation, he told the person on the other end of the line that Michelle Obama has a big butt.”
http://www.theblaze.com/blog/2011/12/21/congressman-overheard-talking-about-michelle-obamas-butt/
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Can't touch that...
(not even NM cops)
Have a good one...