Gadzooks, that Obama is a clever fella, he's going to have... 
the Saudis take out Iran for us and Israel!
"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Farsi phrase book and Koran; one hundred-thousand dollars in Rials; one hundred-thousand dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings--
"Allahu Akbar! A fella could have a pretty good weekend... 
in Dubai with all that stuff."