That would be a great brain. It's like buying a used car with 5 miles on it.
Hah...all I could think of was a paraphrase of that famous Herb Brooks saying about a hockey player with all the tools except the mind to use them...something like “You’ve got a million dollar set of legs and a ten-cent fart for a brain”
That would describe any number of liberal Hollywood starlets!
Or like that old joke about brain transplants:
In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
“I’m afraid I am the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed the worried faces, “The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It’s an experimental procedure, semi-risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.”
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a length of time, someone asked, “Well, how much does a brain cost?” The Doctor quickly responded, “$5000 for a liberal brain, and $200 for a conservative brain.”
One of the family members asked “Why is the liberal brain so much more money?”
“It’s just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the conservative brains, because they’ve already been used.”