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To: colorado tanker

But could he zip himself into the bag (yes) and lock the padlock? (show me how) And, are the Brits that kinky?

22 posted on 11/13/2013 5:41:20 PM PST by BatGuano (You don't think I'd go into combat with loose change in my pocket, do ya?)

To: BatGuano

And then he embalmed himself and carved his own tombstone.

25 posted on 11/13/2013 5:48:46 PM PST by Hieronymus ( (It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. --G.K. Chesterton))

To: BatGuano

"are the Brits that kinky?"

It's really just that they practice more.

26 posted on 11/13/2013 5:49:00 PM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)

To: BatGuano; All

The world is mad ... that's the only answer.

I don't mean it's crazy mad, just no longer on earth mad.

OK ... we can't tell 'em the truth so ... we'll say it's an accident. Yeah, I know ... zipped up and locked from the outside ... just say it, OK ?

And so some idiot says it

And if questioned ... dumb, dumber and obfuscate.

I've said it so many times before ... and more frequently lately ... I wish I had a magic wand ...

zap .. you're no longer here ... zap ... you too ... zap .. yup, you're gone ...

28 posted on 11/13/2013 5:50:04 PM PST by knarf (I say things that are true .. I have no proof .. but they're true.)

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