Rangel Wants Presidential Executive Orders for ‘Everything’

Politcker ^ | November 23, 2013 | Jill Colvin

[Billthedrill]

My first EO would be to turn the Capitol Building into a free amusement park for the people and send all the senators and representatives to the shores of Brittany to fill chests with sea shells. Then behead them should they return.

I know I'm gonna sound like a whiner, but couldn't we please do the beheadings first? Just a few? I have a little list.

[Secret Agent Man]

denial ain’t just a river in egypt.

[RginTN]

Hitler and Maduro did the same thing.

Leftists love tyranny.

[TigersEye]

I did promise amusements so that is a reasonable request. So ordered!

I rather like this Rangel fellow though, for some reason, so I shall set him aside for myself. I will proclaim him a senator for life and keep him in the presidential stables. Naturally I will feed him the best rolled oats and barley with molasses and the finest mountain hay as befitting the president's own senator. On special occasions children will be allowed to ride him and the press may broadcast that if they wish.

I have grown tired of making Executive Orders now and shall not post any more of them for several hours.

[hosepipe]

I see... republicans wasting money to elect Reps and Senators is just packaging..
The money could be better used to buy hot tubs for democrat reps.. maybe a few vibrators..

Cue the new Roger Rabbit goes to Washington campaign..
What a first Toon...... Jessica would make..

[eddie willers]

nobody’s speaking for the 40 and 50 million people that have dreamed and hoped and prayed for

I've yet to see anything that even says this is true.

Is there an amount of stealing yet to be uncovered after "passing and reading" this this Rube Goldberg?

[ogen hal]

Shouldn’t this rangel criminal be in a prison cell? What a piece of subhuman debris...

[MaxMax]

Hey Boehner, you ass, this is what happens when you allow the enemies of our country to get away with breaking their constitutional oath!!!

[Lazamataz]

I’m starting to come to the conclusion that people of his persuasion are incapable of leadership in a Republic.

[ZULU]

America needs another dose of 1776.

[FlingWingFlyer]

If we're going to do things the old Nazi way, why the hell do we need a House and Senate? Time to send all of those ***holes home and stop wasting taxpayer dollars subsidizing those freeloaders on Capitol Hill.

[CASchack]

It won’t happen. The Dems would immediately go to court and file for an injunction. The GOP should have tried in earnest to stop this nonsense long ago, but they are weak-kneed.

[Gaffer]

My first Executive Order would be to declare that the Representative from California District 12 will have their offices and staff moved to the Capitol Restroom, stall number 3. Further, it would include any Senator from Searchlight Nevada, stall number 4.

[DeaconRed]

Dear Representative.

We the people are about as fed up with your so called service as we can be.
You pass laws that don’t affect you, but have a major impact on us the peons.
You forget that you work for us not the other way around.
This IRS mess is the straw that broke the camel’s back. No way you can tell me that you knew nothing about the massive abuse of power they were involved in. NO WAY. People who were affected had to be sending you correspondence about the abuse.

Benghazi is another scam pulled on us the American People. Don’t you dare compare it to Watergate. Nobody died in the Watergate fiasco. We need to get to the bottom of this. Heads must roll here. Brave Americans died for nothing. As a former US Army soldier this is totally inexcusable. I want the truth and I want it fast.

The administration has thumbed their nose at our constitution while you sit on your ass and do absolutely nothing.

Fast & furious went away fast & furious. No damn excuse for this from you our representatives.

Our founding fathers were very brave men that sacrificed everything for this great country and you are letting our country go to HELL.

Thomas Jefferson suggested that we will need a Revaluation every so often. To clean House (and Senate).

It is past due time for a Revolution.

Time for a pitchfork march on DC

[bikerman]

Rangel is a jackass!

[rottweiller_inc]

LOL. I like the way you think.

[Flick Lives]

Dictator... or in Obama’s case, Dicktater; emphasis on tater.

[Old Yeller]

Charlie wants a king who is a brutha.

[Old Yeller]

Uh, the $174,000 a year salary, the taxpayer-funded Cadillac (along with gas, maintenance and insurance), the Rolls-Royce healthcare plan, the unbelievable pension...>

And best of all, the millions of dollars in kickbacks from lobbyists.

[VeniVidiVici]