Judge rejects OJ Simpson's bid for new trial

It’s so sad, his imprisonment has totally derailed his pursuit of the real murderer of his ex-wife Nicole Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman, on each and every golf course in the world.

Hang on, it's coming. I've found out what their real plan is. They are going to release OJ soon and put him on the dem presidential ticket with running mate Al Sharpton for 2016. Millions of "Run, OJ, run!" stickers will be sent out to taxpayers by the IRS.

Louis Farrahkan will abandon the number 19 in favor of the number 32 and he will tell us what is so special about the number 32 as we watch video of #32 rushing for yards.

He will be elected in a computer generated landslide. barack obama will become his press secretary/travel agent, since OJ can only mumble these days. obama will guide OJ on a world tour of golf courses as he tries valiantly to break obama's presidential golf record. Of course, we all know he will actually be stealthily looking for the real killer on the golf circuit.

And, the very capable presidential stand-in, Sharpton, will handle his own call-in press conferences on his talk show.

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