“HP is doing it for free! The new fix will be to print out the 666 page application”...
...which will be printed on Government-owned HP printers, using government-supplied HP ink...
Actually...trading Verizon for HP? This is gonna get REAL, REAL good..a tip to everyone here: do NOT put salt on your popcorn - you will be eating so much, you’ll kill yourselves.
IF they can get the HP printers to work.