I agree. Smile and say “Allah Akbar” while deciding God had just called you to be a ninja. Here jihad buddy, let me spice up your hummus with some blowfish toxin. Oh, no, bro, forget the elevator, let’s take the stairs...whoopsie, banana peel. On the hottest day of the year give guest jihadi leaders cool moist towels dipped in insecticide.
The bloody Koran advises muzzies to “smile at the infidels outwardly while cursing them in your hearts”.
That can work both ways, Achmed.
Lord, welcome into Your kingdom the souls of our newest martyrs in Syria.