[CincyRichieRich]

Surely, surely the PhD, 6-figure superheros as the EPA can put their collective heads together to solve this...I figure if 1000 Priuses drive around the volcano for 10 hrs straight, and utter, “Ummmmm” and spin around some crystals and vibrating rocks and smoke some weed, the volcano will listen to their pleas.

[gusopol3]

One thing about volcanoes— they never listen.

[aruanan]

How about a massive sideways drilling project starting way up in Canada to vent the magma off in about 40 different directions across the northern territories, producing a bunch of smaller and short lived volcanoes, relieving the pressure in Yellowstone and priming Canada for some great volcanic soil during the next interglacial about 100,000 years from now?

[LostInBayport]

Surely, surely the PhD, 6-figure superheros as the EPA can put their collective heads together to solve this...I figure if 1000 Priuses drive around the volcano for 10 hrs straight, and utter, “Ummmmm” and spin around some crystals and vibrating rocks and smoke some weed, the volcano will listen to their pleas.

Didn't ancient cultures offer sacrifices to volcanoes? How about a few hundred liberals a day. To start.