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1 posted on 12/16/2013 1:22:38 PM PST by Mike Darancette
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To: knittnmom

ping for later


2 posted on 12/16/2013 1:23:54 PM PST by knittnmom (Save the earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!)
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To: Mike Darancette
That's why it's considered magic. Science can't figure out how Santa does it.

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Author C. Clarke

3 posted on 12/16/2013 1:24:40 PM PST by DannyTN
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To: Mike Darancette
That's why it's considered magic. Science can't figure out how Santa does it.

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Author C. Clarke

4 posted on 12/16/2013 1:24:40 PM PST by DannyTN
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To: Mike Darancette

ping for next Thursday.

(I don’t know—don’t ask!)


5 posted on 12/16/2013 1:26:10 PM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Mike Darancette

sorry, but that was horribly done! Two minutes of my life wasted.


6 posted on 12/16/2013 1:27:00 PM PST by MNDude
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To: Mike Darancette

If he had any business savy, he would franchise his operation out.


7 posted on 12/16/2013 1:27:38 PM PST by Uncle Chip
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To: Mike Darancette

One of my first rational and reasoned conclusions was when I was five years old our family went into the city and I concluded there’s no way in hell Santa was hitting all those houses in one night.


11 posted on 12/16/2013 1:33:46 PM PST by Rebelbase (Tagline: optional, printed after your name on post)
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To: Mike Darancette

According to the laws of quantum mechanics it is possible that something can be in all places at the same time. Perhaps Santa has somehow tapped into this strange and mysterious realm.


15 posted on 12/16/2013 1:39:36 PM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Mike Darancette
I'm thinking that Santa does not really fly around the world. I'm thinking the “sleigh” is actually a time and teleportation device.
20 posted on 12/16/2013 1:55:42 PM PST by taxcontrol
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To: Mike Darancette

Boy, liberals love to take the fun out of everything, don’t they. Yet I’m sure they believe in the Obama Fairy.


22 posted on 12/16/2013 2:01:59 PM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Mike Darancette

Perhaps Santa is an avatar of Shiva.


23 posted on 12/16/2013 2:03:11 PM PST by MrBambaLaMamba (Obama - "I will stand with the Muslims")
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