Posted on 12/22/2013 2:28:25 PM PST by kristinn
Quarantine the Hawaiian Islands.
I believe the MSMerda is not reporting about the Obama vacation to keep the discontent down. Prior vacations have been non-stop BS Barak doing this, saying that, seeing them, kissing some ones ass, some one kissing his ass.,etc,.
“For shave ice, the Hawaii version of a snow cone..........”
“Why, hello Mr. President!”
“So, how does this shave ice gig work?”
“People walk up and order the flavor they want. You take a cup and shave some ice and put it in the cup. You pour the flavoring over the ice. You take the customer’s money and give him change back if he has any coming. You give the customer the shave ice. Would you like to try your hand at selling some?”
“Sure!”
“Why....you’re President Obama!”
“Yep. Here’s your shaved ice.”
“Ummmmm....you didn’t ask what flavor I wanted, and that is a shoe.”
“Nope. It’s a shaved ice. I went to Harvard. I would know the difference between a shoe and shaved ice.”
“It has shoelaces.”
“Those are just special ice holders.”
“Thanks.....I guess.”
“So, Mr. Manager, how did I do with my first shaved ice sale?”
“You peed in the cup, threw the ice on the ground, poured syrup on the customer’s head, gave him a shoe, and took no money. I lost money and I lost a customer.”
“Capitalism never works, does it. Here’s some foodstamp cards. Vote Democrat!”
Well, all he has to do is let other people do all the planning. He needs to keep his hands out of it.
See, it's because everything he touches turns to crap.
That was great.... :)
Thanks, Laz. Have a Merry Christmas!
To top it off the idiot who made the inane comments in the article is a public “educator”. Protect your children.
As the saying goes: Those that can DO; those that can’t do TEACH; those that can’t do either become ADMINISTRATORS.
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