[Pearls Before Swine]

We have ham for Christmas. Almost was a disaster because the head of the household didn't bother to wash his hands before handling the ham after he was picking at his feet.

Quick, call A&E. There's going to be an empty family reality show slot open soon. Merry Xmas!

[American Constitutionalist]

Yeah, but I saved the day by quick thinking and told him to go wash his hands and he had a hissy fit and went into his bed room to sulk.
Thankfully the ham was still in it's plastic package and I did the preparing my self and put it in the oven my self.
The ham turned out great, finally.

[American Constitutionalist]

" Quick, call A&E. There's going to be an empty family reality show slot open soon. Merry Xmas! "

LOL.... they would have to give that show the 3 second rule ( not that I would be cussing or being vulgar ) but they would have to cancel the show in the first 3 minutes after I get up on my soap box and start preaching and preach God's word in how I really feel about them.

[American Constitutionalist]

LOL ! yup, they asked for a reality show ? ohh my will they get it ! they will get a taste of “ reality “ of preaching God's full unadulterated, unwatered down, unaultered, word.