"A white privileged Caucasian racist white Houston-area white man of white privilege was arrested Thursday, while being racist and white, on federal racism anti-black-hate crimes of white privileged people attacking downtrodden black people, these racial charges for allegedly shooting video of his privileged white self whitely and racistly sucker-punching a black downtrodden African American 79-year-old black downtrodden negro black man in a "white-knockout-black racism-game"-style racist white-on-black attack. This man is white."
You forgot to mention the race of the guy that slugged the 79 year old is.
Just heard that exact report on MSNBC in the waiting room here, you are amazing.