Woman, 21, stabs her twin sister in the chest during Christmas day fight over APPLE FRITTER

The Daily Mail ^ | December 26, 2013 | Helen Pow

[TigersEye]

Here is your consolation prize.

Sorry, I couldn't help taking a bite.

[DoughtyOne]

Oh man, and that is right where I was going to take a bite.

LMAO...

Have a good one...

[Two Kids' Dad]

Why must all related black people have different last names? </rhetorical>

[sushiman]

Twin sisters with different surnames ???

[Mark17]

No real need for a pic.

I think most of us figured that out, like, immediately, if not sooner.

[BunnySlippers]

Who does this remind you of

Grumpy Cat!

[JoeProBono]

[Kickass Conservative]

She was probably pissed because her Sister got the “normal” name. She had a 50-50 shot and it turned out badly.

[SamAdams76]

The most amazing thing about this story is that they were evidently actually in the process of making an apple fritter. Usually they just buy them frozen at the supermarket with their EBT cards and pop them in the microwave.

[Catsrus]

Just proves that one bad apple can spoil fritter time.

[Catsrus]

Yep, me too. I read the names and a light went on - I didn’t need a photo either.

[kearnyirish2]

“He said the way he was captured to be a slave was he was told there was a fritter tree on the boat. He went to get one and they kept him.”

That may be how they captured him after an escape; if he was born in Africa he wouldn’t have known what a fritter was, and we’d long since stopped shipping slaves here by then anyway.

[MuttTheHoople]

Wait. You mean this wasn't them?

[dennisw]

All the lawyers, cop, judges love this feral crap....They would be out of a job without all the trashy lo-IQ crime in America. Black, white, Hispanic and purple. Not Asians so much they have a low trashy quotient ...so far.

This apple fritter affair will cost the taxpayers $10,000 for everything, assuming no prior criminal records

[AppyPappy]

I like her “Well, sh*t” expression.

[AppyPappy]

We have an Amish community in the next county where we buy produce. The teen girls always look like they are waiting to gain weight.

[Old Yeller]

O snap

[mikrofon]

At Tamara’s hearing, she will likely plead- No Contish’

(Or the day after)

[martin_fierro]

Re: Fat Tippler

Plate, per rift

Hayes, of Callis Oval, has been charged with felonious assault.
Of Callous Oval!

[OldMissileer]

The “victim” didn’t need a fritter, she needs a Stair master.