My New's Resolution: Get More Aggressive Making Fun of The Progressives

Townhall.com ^ | December 28, 2013 | Doug Giles

[MeshugeMikey]

my FAVORITE HOBBY is humiliating liberals their heros and sacred cows

[AlanGreenSpam]

And when your Liberal “friends” spout off about more global warming fears, tell them that “GLOBAL DUMBING” is actually what is occurring because people stupidly believe the global warming cult in spite of scientific evidence the earth was a lot warmer many times in past history (before Industrialization caused more carbon emissions).

[wku man]

Anyone who wants to make more fun of the Leftist, statist, liberal, socialist tyrants should start by calling them what they are. They call themselves "progressive", so that's reason enough to not use that word to describe them.

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

[Impala64ssa]

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None. It should be open when she brings it to you.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
No, really how many femists does it take to change a light bulb?
4, one to change the bulb, one to write a book on the exploitation of the light socket, one to secretly wish she was the light socket, and one to secretly wish she was the light bulb. ta-daDUM

[Army Air Corps]

You would love these guys.

[RegulatorCountry]

Then there’s the really homely one who refuses to use them because they’re phallic symbols.

[MeshugeMikey]

Its been a while but I have posted a very few images on the people's cube

the first of which was this poster which management wanted to lnow If I wanted Name ...accreditation

knowing what I know now abut gubment spying I might as well have used my real name...

[RKBA Democrat]

That’s a cute list of ideas. Sounds like a kinder, gentler version of Operation Mayhem.

[ThunderSleeps]

One of mine is to be less PC. Not intentionally disrespectful or confrontational, but I am sick and tired of dancing around issues.I call em like I see em. If your feelings get hurt, well that’s on you. No more worrying about accommodating someone else’s feelings, time they worried about mine.

[hellinahandcart]

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[kitkat]

SAVE FOR LATER

[Army Air Corps]

Good one!

[Catmom]

“No more worrying about accommodating someone else’s feelings”

I’m convinced that our national obssession with peoples’ feelings explains a big percentage of why things have gotten so f”ed up.

[T-Bird45]

I’d say Phil Robertson has provided the model and the script for us both for resolving how to be less PC with less dancing around issues.

[Cringing Negativism Network]

Bump.

Good observation.

[Kickass Conservative]

Ask a Liberal how many people died due to the Three Mile Island Nuclear Plant accident.

They usually guess Ten, I swear, I’ve done this three times.
You say no, so they raise the number. Give them one more chance, still wrong.

That’s when you give them a Hint. “One less than died in Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile”. It really upsets them.

[right way right]

I resolve to inlist at least one reality shocked libtard into the awakening army of true Constitutional Conservatism forming in the land of the United States of America right now as I type.

Go to the gun range more often.
Ammos expensive so I might as well practice using it efficiently.

There’s two to start with.
Are you going to track my progress?

[trebb]

When a liberal asks what you’re buying your kids for their birthdays, say: “Oh, I guess the usual: more ammo.”

Yep - the captain who heads my area was asking us what Santa brought us. He got a couple mundane answers and got to me. I told him my wife got me half a dozen claymores. Everyone in the area knows my 2nd Amendment views, but it caused a pause. He asked why I would even joke about that and I told him it was no joke - the local kids were ignoring my "Do Not Trespass" signs and I had to do something.

Some folks have no sense of humor, but I bet he doesn't go out of his way to tick me off so it's well worth it (he's obnoxious to work for and always threatening severe penalties for failure to do his will).

[MuttTheHoople]

I’m not “friends” with any so-called “Liberals” (more like Leftist Regressives), though I’m related to a bunch.