RKBA Democrat
Since Oct 2, 2004

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Thanks for visiting. As of 2-2-16 I”m going on a vacation from most of the political threads. Might be a day, a week, a month, maybe permanent. Unfortunately the never ending, low grade flame wars have gotten to the point where they”re no longer much fun. Most of the credit goes to the cruznadians and with that in mind, here is an evolving list of cruznadian and Teddy jokes.

Q: Whats the difference between a cruznadian and a jellyfish?
A: One is a stinging, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

Q: How many cruznadians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Any cruznadian knows that its far better to beat up the person with the lightbulbs and spend hours howling at the darkness than it is to screw in a lightbulb.

Q: Why do you never see a cruznadian at the beach?
A: Cats always try to bury them in the sand.

Q: How do you stop a cruznadian from drowning?
A: Stop holding them under.

Q: Why does Teddy refuse to wear snakeskin boots?
A: Professional courtesy.

Q: What do you call the only happy, smiling person at a Cruz dinner?
A: The caterer.

Q: How do you make Teddy smile for a photo?

Q: Why is Teddy's middle name Edward?
A: Because "Milhous" doesn't translate well into Spanish.

Q: What's the difference between Teddy and God?
A: God doesn't think he's Teddy.