[Farnsworth]

My mom would have bitch slapped her for spewing that garbage.

[Smokin' Joe]

My mom would not have touched her, but would have (talking off her back teeth) made her feel about 1/2 micron tall before she was done chewing her out (without a single cussword, I might add).

I lack Mother's finesse. Where she can cut like a scalpel, I am more of a blunt instrument, but I get the point across....(8^D)