John Kerry Brings the Gospel of Global Warming to the World

National Review ^ | 01/04/2014 | William Tucker

[ImNotLying]

I think John Kerry needs to take a trip to Antarctica to make sure the penguins aren’t dying of heat exhaustion!

[abclily]

OK!! Everybody pay attention!

Lesson for today:

1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.

2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls the climates of all its planets.

3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.

4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.

5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.

Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?

[hal ogen]

How skerry, the insufferable boor, is lecturing anyone on anything is beyond me. The “guy” is a putz supreme...and a traitor to boot. By the way, he does have 4 Purple Hearts, you know.

[MulberryDraw]

The globull warming dinosaurs lumber on.

[Caipirabob]

John Kerry Brings the Gospel of Global Warming to the World

John Kerry - A dope who would willingly see money burned on the alter of the fairy tale of global warming rather than reserved to sustain continued benefits to wounded veterans - a program that the government is considering cutting right now.

[Zeppo]

John Kerry - the Doofus of State - has never been right about anything.

[The Great RJ]

John Kerry needs to bring his wind surfing board to one of the lakes in northern Minnesota on Monday and see if the prophecy of St. Algore lamenting the world having a fever is really true.

[Cheerio]

The EPA is totally out of control - IMPEACH NOW!!!

APS closes 3 units at Four Corners power plant
Three coal-fired generators that opened in the 1960s near Farmington, N.M., closed Monday as part of a $182 million plan for Arizona Public Service Co. to meet environmental regulations, the utility reported. APS Vice President of Fossil Generation David Hansen traveled to the Four Corners Power Plant on Monday for a ceremony with the 434 plant workers to mark the closure. APS also purchased a larger stake in two units that will remain open at the plant, a move that could cost APS customers almost $3 a month. The transaction is part of APS’ proposal to meet Environmental Protection Agency requirements for pollution from the plant’s five generators. Rather than pay to upgrade the three oldest units, APS closed them and paid $182 million for a larger stake in Units 4 and 5, which don’t need as much investment to meet EPA standards.

[C210N]

Lesson for today:

5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.

Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress...

Question for the teacher: "I don't understand... if the inhabitants of earth are less than specks, wouldn't that make the personnages in congress less-than-less-than specks?

[1_Rain_Drop]

Kerry could stop by in Upstate NY in his swimming trunks and shovel 12 inches of snow today. Overnight temp was minus 20 without the wind chill factor. It’s minus 6 right right. So yeah, technically we are experiencing global warming. Temp went up 14 degrees.

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks SeekAndFind.

• IPCC silently slashes its global warming predictions in the AR5 final draft

[abclily]

Well, they’re supposed to be representative of the rest of us. We voted them into office. Are we proud?

[clearcarbon]

The appropriate dress for these kinds of presentations would be as a witch doctor.

[ImNotLying]

Probably gets 100% disability from the VA for the scratches he got while riding his swift boat.

[ETL]

John Kerry Brings the Gospel of Global GOVERNANCE to the World

[justa-hairyape]

The bible was meant to save the world.

Nuclear fission was meant to destroy the world.

They are the exact opposites.

[az_gila]

How does the EPA regulate plants on Navajo land?

The Four Corners APS plants are on tribal land aren’t they?

Perhaps the Indians need a minor revolt...

[TexasCajun]

[Ole Okie]

“Shortly after Mr. Kerry was sworn in last February, he issued a directive that all meetings between senior American diplomats and top foreign officials include a discussion of climate change,”

Oh man, that would be one of those meetings where someone says, "Now about climate change.....". Everyone looks at each other, they all wink, and someone else says "Let the minutes reflect positively that climate change was brought up."

Then, "I move that the meeting adjourn."

"Second"

"All in favor.."