Thought that fat pig lived in Louisiana....
I trained in the same art he did and I take exception to your describing him as a ‘fat pig’. I saw a hundred pound woman take on 5 attackers from all directions and not one at a time to earn her black belt. He is the baddest fat guy you would ever have the misfortune to meet and if you do I would advise strongly against calling him that. Just a FRiendly piece of advice.