In our world and at our age Mrs. Binger and I can only try to find the humor in this pseudo seriousness of an issue that gets way too much attention. And Utah? We get lots of visitors here at our small museum and all we can do is be courteous. If they want to get married at this fabulous historical place we will be glad to accommodate them.
No freebies and no discounts though, which is what many in Utah expect. So we do indeed discriminate fairly and equally to cheapskates.
Sounds like a good plan.