[b4its2late]

Handing out cakes and a stampede ensues. Ain’t that special...

[Vigilanteman]

They're lucky. Several hundred Muzzie pilgrims died in a stampede inside one of the air conditioned tunnels between their sacred moon rock and some other shrine some years back.

The cause: One group of them decided they liked the cool area in the tunnel and slowed down a little to enjoy it.

I suppose if they lived in Pittsburgh, they would just keep driving when traffic backed up at the Squirrel Hill Tunnel.