“It’s not a religion - it’s a way to ridicule Christians. Kind of like blackface directed towards Christians.”
On the day that the Flying Spaghetti Monster returns, and touches you with his noodly appendage, you will rue the day you made fun of us Pastafarians!
On the seventh day of floating around infinite nothingness, after six days of rest, the FSM said, ‘Let there be a Universe, or something!’ And there was a Universe, or something not terribly far off. And the FSM saw that it was pretty damn good, especially the bits with a light sauce.
—the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Since I am known as the strange uncle, I dressed as the Spanish Inquisition (no one expects the Spanish Inquisition).