Well I know all the words to A-ha's "Take on Me" and Ylvis' "What Does the Fox Say?", so I think that should qualify me as an "Honorary Norwegian."
To qualify as an Honorary Norwegian, you only have to answer “Yes” to these three questions.
1. I would rather eat fish soaked in lye so long that it goes down your throat like the junk in your sinuses when you have a cold and tilt your head back (I got in trouble for writing about snot on Free Republic so I don’t use the word snot anymore) than to eat a good steak.
2. I have been so drunk that I started out to walk over to the neighbor’s house and wound up in Russia.
3. When I am fishing in a boat, I sometimes land at a town to loot and pillage and burn everything to the ground while drinking up all their alcohol.
If you can answer “yes” to these three questions, then go get yourself a helmet with some bull horns!