What about going "Pointed Sticks"?
This is all a conspiracy to try to make the hockey stick graph look wrong.
Monty Python - Self-Defense Against Fruit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w
Shut up!
Now, come at me with that “beenana”!
Really, at least you can peel a banana, thus disarming the criminal, er, storm...