BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
WOT AN IDIOT!
What crimes are we legal citizens supposed to commit so that we can earn favor with the government?
If I suggest the answer, they will put both of us in Jail or kill us.
You get no amnesty and you'd better follow all laws and regulations our you'll get your assets seized and be thrown in prison.
Remember, criminal penalties for impersonating an illegal alien are very severe.