There is a store opening in Rochester, NH along similar lines or so I am told. I will give it a try, being a cheap Yankee B@stard...I glanced too quickly at your post and thought that "Cheap Yankee B@stard" was the name of the store, and thought, man that is a great name for that kind of place. Doh!
Maybe I should do a copy write. The place will be over run by the Elephant crowd from Maine, beware of the Fat Bottomed Women. If I was on the Booze Commission in NH I would open a State Liquor store there.
I will Post a link to the song.