No other fund has the wherewithal to print money.
“No other fund has the wherewithal to print money.”
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“Yes sir, can I help you?”
“Yes, ma’am. I’d like to withdraw some funds from myRA account.”
“I am sorry sir, but we will need at least a day’s notice as we will have to place your withdrawal order with the printing office. They will print your funds along with the guaranteed profit, and send them back here. Fill out this withdrawal slip and we will have your cash ready for you tomorrow.”
“Uh, OK. I guess I’ll see you tomorrow.”
“Anytime after 2:00 pm, sir. Oh, one other thing sir. We can personalize your cash for you if you’d like.”
“Uh...personalize?”
“Yes sir. If you have a favorite photo of your wife, a child, your dog even, we can forward that you the printing office, and all of your cash bills will have that picture printed on them. It’s a very unique feature...authorized recently by one of President Obama’s Executive Orders.”